Thought of the day Minutes 18 June 2021 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. … More Minutes 18 June 2021

Thought of the day Minutes 11 June 2021 Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others , are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do soDouglas Adams I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.Douglas Adams link to … More Minutes 11 June 2021

Thought of the day Minutes 4 June 2021 Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. Doug Larson To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.Doug Larson link to the Golden Rotary community bingo The meeting was held on zoom with 4 members present. Music: We … More Minutes 4 June 2021

Thought of the day Minutes 28 May 2021 A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimistsDon Marquis The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.Dorothy Parker link to the Golden Rotary community bingo The meeting was held on zoom with 4 members present. Music: Business: … More Minutes 28 May 2021

Thought of the day Minutes 21 May 2021 A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the futureDenis Waitley Biologically speaking, if something bites you it’s more likely to be female.Desmond Morris link to the Golden Rotary community bingo The meeting was held on zoom with … More Minutes 21 May 2021

Thought of the day Minutes 14 May 2021 Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.David Letterman The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.Demetri Martin link to the Golden Rotary community bingo The meeting was held on zoom with 4 members present. Music: Don’t worry, … More Minutes 14 May 2021

Thought of the day Minutes 7 May 2021 I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.David Lee Roth Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.Dave Barry link to the Golden Rotary community bingo The meeting was held on zoom with 4 … More Minutes 7 May 2021

Thought of the day Minutes 30 April 2021 Education is learning what you didn’t even know you didn’t know.Daniel J Boorstin It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person’s plate.Dave Barry link to the Golden Rotary community bingo The meeting was held on zoom … More Minutes 30 April 2021

Thought of the day Minutes 23 April 2021 If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.Dalai Lama Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.Dale Carnegie link to the Golden Rotary community bingo The meeting was held on zoom with 6 members and four guests present. … More Minutes 23 April 2021

Thought of the day Minutes 16 April 2021 A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: “Duh.”Conan O’Brien Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.Cullen Hightower. link to … More Minutes 16 April 2021