Thought of the day Minutes 14 May 2021 Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.David Letterman The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.Demetri Martin link to the Golden Rotary community bingo The meeting was held on zoom with 4 members present. Music: Don’t worry, … More Minutes 14 May 2021

Thought of the day Minutes 7 May 2021 I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.David Lee Roth Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.Dave Barry link to the Golden Rotary community bingo The meeting was held on zoom with 4 … More Minutes 7 May 2021

Thought of the day Minutes 30 April 2021 Education is learning what you didn’t even know you didn’t know.Daniel J Boorstin It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person’s plate.Dave Barry link to the Golden Rotary community bingo The meeting was held on zoom … More Minutes 30 April 2021

Thought of the day Minutes 23 April 2021 If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.Dalai Lama Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.Dale Carnegie link to the Golden Rotary community bingo The meeting was held on zoom with 6 members and four guests present. … More Minutes 23 April 2021

Thought of the day Minutes 16 April 2021 A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: “Duh.”Conan O’Brien Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.Cullen Hightower. link to … More Minutes 16 April 2021

Thought of the day Minutes 9 April 2021 They say that marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.Clint Eastwood. I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.Colonel Sanders link to the Golden Rotary community bingo The meeting was held on zoom with 4 members present Music Business: District conference is April 17th … More Minutes 9 April 2021

Thought of the day Minutes 2 April 2021 When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. I’m beginning to believe itClarence Darrow A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, “at my age I don’t even buy green bananas”Claude Pepper … More Minutes 2 April 2021

Thought of the day Minutes 26 March 2021 There are a great many opinions in this world, and a good half of them are professed by people who have never been in troubleAnton Chekhov Don’t cry over spilled milk. By this time tomorrow, it’ll be free yoghurt.Stephen Colbert link to the Golden Rotary community bingo … More Minutes 26 March 2021

Thought of the day Minutes March 19 2021 High heals were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead..Christopher Morley Political correctness is tyranny with mannersCharlton Heston link to the Golden Rotary community bingo The meeting was held on zoom with 6 members and 2 guests, Jake Miller and Rhonda Chandler present. … More Minutes March 19 2021

Thought of the day Minutes March 12 2021 By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he is wrong.Charles Wadsworth A day without laughter is a day wastedCharlie Chaplin link to the Golden Rotary community bingo The meeting was held on zoom with 5 members present. … More Minutes March 12 2021